(based on true events)
You left your heart in my fridge.
That didn't seem right,
and I thought, hey,
you might want it back,
so I cycled round to yours
with your heart in a plastic bag
in that old black milk crate
on the back of my bike.
At first you were glad to see it.
But then you forgot about it,
don't know why -
you might've been busy.
And your heart started to go off
and it started to smell
and it didn't look right
and even the neighbourhood cats
wouldn't touch it
when you left it in the backyard.
And your heart was a sorry sight.
Sitting in the dirt,
covered in flies.
I thought that maybe I should've kept it.
That maybe I'd have made better use of it
than you.
This story ends like no other:
(I can't make this shit up)
you pulled the car over
you kept the engine running
while I threw your heart
into a bin
outside the co-op on Splott Rd.
this one's a keeper x
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