I'm invincible, So are you, We do all the things they say we can't do...

I found it. I've been searching for almost a year. I've tried out a few. But when you find the right one, you know.

I'm talking about my warrior name, the name under which I'm going to skate my way through the wonderful world of roller derby.

I can't pretend I made it up. It's the name of Ani DiFranco's record label, under which she has been releasing her warrior songs for years.

It's a long long road
It's a big big world
We are wise wise women
We are giggling girls
We both carry a smile
Show when we're pleased
We both carry a switchblade
In our sleeves.
Tell you one thing
I'm gonna make noise when I go down
For ten square blocks they're gonna know I died
All the goddesses will come up to the ripped screen door
And say, what do you want dear?
I want inside...
("if he tries anything")

So. Pleased to meet you. I'm Righteous Babe. Now get outta my way.